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Itsss Simmy

Writer from time to time; Comedian when I want to be; Part-time thinker; Full time talkerr. Want to save the world someday, I'll settle for just saving one life but I'll have to start with my own.
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egberts:

where can i buy that for free

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brooklyn-bridge:

A movie theatre you can cuddle in

haha! except for the fact that, for the past two decades, every time I’ve gone to the movies, I’ve been alone. I’ll stick with the arm rests

brooklyn-bridge:

A movie theatre you can cuddle in

haha! except for the fact that, for the past two decades, every time I’ve gone to the movies, I’ve been alone. I’ll stick with the arm rests

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circumcising:

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts 

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teacher:alright fold your papers in half
entire class:hot dog or hamburger
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Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75
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By two a.m. I hope I’m naked with her, painted with her, sainted by her, by two a.m. very acquainted with her.
Girltrash: All Night Long (via usimplisticimageryme)

when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

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laugh-addict:

When you see someone you hate is having a bad day

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my-kala:


We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind. 

Thanks society. On-point post.

wow

At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that! 

imstillnotnude:

thirsty-spirits:

nutellaforall:

sunshinefourtwenty:

my-kala:

We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

Thanks society. On-point post.

wow

At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that! 

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marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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omg! my roommates best friend

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atrophydaughter:

*puts on horror movie*

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fuck this im out

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